Ridiculous Household Items!!!

Please pretend I haven't been MIA for over 2 months!!

Now, I am one person that's all for speed!!! I really like getting things done quickly and I have never said no to time and energy saving devices.

However...... IMO, these are some ridiculous items that (hopefully) no one should be needing talk more of purchasing.

So I ll implore that we draw the proverbial line right here!!! The future of generations unborn are at stake (don't ask how)!!

1. USB powered fridge: At what point do you decide that since there is no light and you are in dire need of a cold drink, you might use your laptop to charge your mobile fridge for a cool drink or a cup of water? Just look at it.... it even looks like a joke!!

2. Egg Cracker: If you ask me (and I'm not saying that you must), the energy and time that will be expended in looking for the egg cracker, gently placing the egg in it so it doesn't crack before the cracker can do it's job, squeezing the cracker, washing and drying it for your next use, is far more than what it takes to simply use the head of a spoon or fork to crack the damn thing!!!! Definitely not convenient.....

3. Never-get-soggy cereal bowl: Anyone who gets really irritated by soggy cereal so much so that you see the need to buy this bowl might as well toss the cereal from the pack into the bowl of milk one at a time!! hehehehe!!!

4. Egg boiler without electricity: I dunno if this was made because of the light situation in Nigeria so I ll try to be fair to those who really really must have boiled eggs when there is no light and cant be bothered to use the gas. Or maybe it's for those who live in countries where electricity bills are a nightmare so you just might want to buy this to save you a few bucks. Please go on and buy it......don't let me distract you.

5. Self-stirring Mug: *Phew* Too tired to stir your own cup of tea? Just get a self-stirring mug and if you are also too tired to hold the cup up to your lips, just get a crane to lift it. Life is Good!

6. Toothpaste Dispenser: Just to be fair, some toothpaste tubes are a hard nut to crack these days........


If you find yourself at any point in time faced with the decision to buy or not to buy any of these items, let me help you out......................please go ahead and buy.......................some one did invest time, energy and other hard-to-come-by resources into making them with the intention that someONE (like you) will be needing them, not to mention, it is after all some ones brain child!!!

C'est la vie!